Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us....
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!