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When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
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When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
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What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
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Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
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Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...