Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...