Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
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Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...