What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.