Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...