Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...