Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...