A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
Solve the riddle
Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.