If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Vatican Screen Saver
Net News – The Vatican has no gone on line with its own interactive...