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A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
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