Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...