Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Be politically correct
|How to be politically correct with womenShe is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...