Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!