Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?100 way to wok your...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...