Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...