What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
men and beer bottles
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Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
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A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
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As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Confucius Sex
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After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...