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Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
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How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
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