A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...