Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Responses On the Bible
Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:The first book of the...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...