10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...