Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...