Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
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Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
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Touring Washington
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If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...