Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...