Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...