The engineer’s terms
|Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Men’s Rules For Women
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...