How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...