Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...