The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!