Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
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At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Bad News…
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...