Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...