Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...