No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.