The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...