Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up