Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.