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A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
Cock fights
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Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Tuns of Puns!
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Top 10 rejection lines
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A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...