Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!