Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...