Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...