Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...