Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...