A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...