The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!