yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...