A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...