Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Have you Ever…
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Knights of Columbus and Shriners
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TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...