When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!