Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...