Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...