grasshopper with no legs
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Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
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What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
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How is sex like air?
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Any married man should forget his mistakes…
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Polak, Italian and Mafia
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