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Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
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Finding half an apple!
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Mom’s Brownies Recipe
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Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
Standardized Guide to the Bases
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